voldemortoutbitches:

• 31 October 1981
  

“PLZ NOT HARRY”

• 31 October 1991

“TROLL. IN THE DUNGEON.”

• 31 October 1992

“LOL YOU’LL BE NEXT, MUDBLOODS.”

• 31 October 1993

“ASDFGHJKL; OMFG. SIRIUS BLACK.”

• October 31 1994

“ARRY POTTAH. DIDYA PUT YO NAME IN DA GOBLEH DA FIAH?”

i just realized all my favs in twd are left to die and they probably wont all live lol im crying and season 4 hasnt even started 

I’m actually so done with school and it’s only the second week.

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

Justin Bieber on ridiculousness hey baby

gr8writingtips:

constantly remind the readers that your female characters have breasts. draw them on the page if you have to. don’t let them forget

gr8-writing-tips:

if you don’t type every description of your love interest one-handed, they’re clearly not hot enough. start over.